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May 08, 2010
The Birdemic Experience
I'm told this movie was in the sidebar a few weeks back, touted as a 'best worst' type of movie.
Here's the tour schedule. Do watch the trailer. It's so awful it's a crackup. I feel badly that I'm missing the only Connecticut screening this weekend.
One of our very own CT Morons, Daryl T., is associated with this film somehow. Maybe he cooked up those great CGI effects.
From reviews at the IMDB page:
Where does one start? How can you mentally digest something like Birdemic? I am still in shock. I have seen some shitty movies in my time. But Birdemic, friends and neighbors, is the worst movie in the history of film-making, on this planet or in any other dimension for that matter. It is bad, OMG, right off the scale on the shitometer. The acting? Poor Alan Bagh, is he a living, walking wooden plank? Special effects? I swear, the birds are cardboard cutouts dangling from strings. For some reason, they explode when they hit something. Why? Why is that? Can't somebody explain, for freak's sake?
Everything stinks so very gaggingly. A rhesus monkey with a camcorder poking out of its arse would do better. Beware, my friends, beware of this abomination that is Birdemic.
Wow.
Wow.
Daryl's mom wrote that review, BTW.
I think he should avoid the subject at brunch with her tomorrow.
posted by Laura. at
11:39 AM
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