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May 08, 2010

He Just Can't Help Himself

President Wonnerful wags his scornful finger at us yet again.

This time saying that Americans do not spend enough time outdoors (his economic policies will soon be correcting that problem) and that children should be doing fun stuff like hunting and fishing.

President Obama stated in a Presidential Memorandum last month:

the Federal government...has a responsibility to... [r]econnect Americans, especially children, to America's rivers and waterways, landscapes of national significance, ranches, farms and forests, great parks, and coasts and beaches.

The above quote has two ellipses, but, difficult as it may be to believe, I did not distort his words. He truly believes that the Federal Government needs to solve this problem, which he defines further in the Memorandum:

Children, especially, are spending less time outside running and playing, fishing and hunting, and connecting to the outdoors just down the street or outside of town.

Children aren't hunting enough? It must have hurt to pander to those bitter clingers.

Naturally the solution is the creation of yet another government program. I guess to make sure that your kids get out to the National Parks a few times a year or fulfill their squirrel quota or something.

It's vitally important to this President that your children, who you are not raising correctly (he can tell because he looks at statistics on National Park usage) get outside more and commune with 'Nature.'

Because he knows you assholes won't do it.

It has to be difficult to be Barack Obama. Every day he looks in the mirror and says, "Damn, I have to do EVERYTHING around here!" with a big exasperated grin.

Thanks to Andy.

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posted by LauraW. at 09:44 AM

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