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April 29, 2010

Crist, What a Douchebag: Live Announcement
Holy Crist: He's Apparently Running on a "Hug Agenda"

So far he's playing Springsteen's Born in the USA Because he's like a patriot or something.

Okay -- now he's going to rock us.

Now it's Van Halen's "Right Now." It's a smoghastborg of stupidly obvious repurposed rock songs. Can you feel the excitement? Check out his tiny crowd. You can sure feel the adrenaline from them.

The Hug Agenda: His Democratic endorser kept mentioning hugging Charlie, and how wonderful it would be to hug the president.

"I'm Not Mad As Hell And I Probably Will Take It Some More!!!" His Democratic endorser also took a swipe at tea partiers, saying there's some "angry talk" that shouldn't be said, which makes Crist the insurgent, third-party candidate who's not angry and who wants to maintain the establishment status quo.

Interesting.

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Crist, What a Douchebag: Live Announcement Holy Crist: He's Apparently Running on a "Hug Agenda"

Crist, What a Douchebag: Live Announcement
Holy Crist: He's Apparently Running on a "Hug Agenda"