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April 29, 2010

Tiger Goes 121 Over Par In Marriage

His marriage was supposed to be par one, but he had a little trouble in the rough and dick-shanked into a few strange-bunkers and wound up up at +121.

121. In five years. Though he says he can make up for some of that by being disciplined on the back nine.

The odd thing is that his wife would have forgiven him, apparently, if he had just kept it to 120.

Legal sources told US paper the National Enquirer: “When Tiger was in rehab for sex addiction, he filled out four pages, listing the amount of women he’d had affairs with – there were 121 in all.”

Now, after talking to top US divorce lawyers, Erin, 30, has reportedly drawn up divorce papers. They are said to cite his confession, made when she joined him for his rehab clinic “family week”.

This included a “disclosure day” when a tearful Woods allegedly owned up to the flings as part of his treatment.


But legal sources say it is the failure to name his claimed youngest one-night stand, 22-year-old Racychel Coudriet, that is said to have finally prompted the former model to file for divorce. This reported romp with a neighbours’ daughter later made headlines to add to a string of affairs which had become public, including one with New Yorker Rachel Uchitel, 34.

The source went on: “Raychel Coudriet was not on the list. After Elin found out about her she told Tiger their marriage is definitely over. There is no room for reconciliation any more.”

How the hell did he remember them all?

Hey, Check This Chick Out: Pretty nasty, but she has Tiger Woods beat.

She's charged with having sex with a horse. Also, she gave a sexually transmitted disease to a guy, and also, to his Jack Russel Terrier, too, and not through petting, either.

In related news, she'll be competing on Rock of Love next season.


Thanks to DC.


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