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April 26, 2010

Senior Iranian cleric disputes CNN claims about earthquake causes

In a competition between retarded explanations for earthquakes, I think we've got a pretty close race here.

..."Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media...
The logic and science here are of course unimpeachable, so I'm going with the Iranian cleric over the CNN retard. Still, I suppose there should be a vigorous public debate over the two competing theories...perhaps a duel? SuperSoakers at 5 paces?

My crack research staff has just received Sedighi's PhD thesis and are poring over it right now. Apparently it is a groundbreaking analysis related to the buoyancy of witches.

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