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April 10, 2010

Gardening Journal: Day One

Ahhhhh.

It is Spring, and Morons everywhere are wobbling outdoors, recoiling from the sunshine like so many puffy pale grubs.

Yardwork. Sigh.


And the backyard isn't much prettier, let me tell you.
Eh, the things we do to keep our neighbors from forming a torch-brandishing mob. Again.

Hypercritical assholes.
You know how bad they are?

One of them threw a brick through my window one night at about 1:00 am! I didn't notice it for a while because I was tweaking out on toad venom-infused vodka and turning my car alarm on and off over and over and over again with the fob-thingy. But when I noticed it, I felt so violated. And of course, I couldn't go to the police. Because I was totally hammered and talking to a microscopic squid in the wallpaper.

Aaaaanyway. So there's some yardwork lined up and outdoor stuff. In reality, this is a welcome change of pace. Yardwork is fun.

What chores you people got on tap for the weekend? Looks like it's going to be pretty nice most everywhere.


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