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January 06, 2010

Candidate Obama: I Vow I'll Televise the Health Care Negotiations
President Obama: On Second Thought, American Idol is Starting Again, and I Don't Want to Bother You

Change.

He made this specific pledge eight damn-bastard times, as this Naked Emperor News compilation demonstrates.

He also says -- this is kind of funny -- he wants to do this in order to invite the American public in the debate.

Don't you feel invited?


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