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December 15, 2009

Christmas gift idea with GREAT product reviews

Its that time of year folks. I always do my Christmas shoplifting and credit card fraud early to avoid the rush.

Hit the tab for product "reviews" at this link. I think you'll be as impressed as I was by this fine apparel product and want to give one to all your friends..

I've been having problems with my stool lately, and have not been able to pass my Feces as well as I've been accustomed to in the past. after wearing these badboys, I've been able to pass my stool much easier! It feels so good just to be able to put these pants on and go go go without having to stop for a toilet break. infact It wont stop! I've been going for about 3 days solid (pun intended) Overall a good pair of pants if you've been racked with the same ailment that i've had..
...These pants saved my life. First I wore them to my job interview at the bank and totally got the job on the spot when the manager saw my pants. Then when i was walking home I stepped on a rake and it shot between my legs at lightening speed. Fortunately there is about a foot between the crotch of these pants and your actual crotch, so I was saved an expensive trip to the ER...
There's lots more where those came from!

[UPDATE!] I see that Charles Johnson and Al Gore have submitted product reviews. Superior products sell themselves.

CJ: "What can I say? Honestly these pants are so comfortable they have convinced me to give up bike riding entirely, and concentrate my attack on the right wing smear merchants full time"

Al Gore: "It's totally what those 4chan gays wear while they are typing on their Mom's computer. If you have ever wanted to look like those 4chan gays wear while they are typing on their Mom's computer, or the gay that runs right wing crazy web site Ace of Spades, you are so lucky. Buy these beautiful trousers immediately. They help fight global warming."

Hey, if Al Gore says they fight Global Warming, who am I to question that?

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