Humpety Humpety Humpety Hump! And welcome to the official mid-week ONT.
The Classic OMG Video Compilation
As one commenter declared, "This. Is. Why. The. Internet. Exists." And the police running past the getaway car is a classic. Thank you Al Gore and DARPA engineers.
Top 10 Odd USB Drives
The bottle opener one looks like it might actually be useful. Personally I carry a Swiss Army Geek knife because you never know when you might need a penknife, 2GB of USB storage, a pen, and a laser. (thanks to Dave C.)