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November 05, 2009

Cool Facts About Levi Johnston: He's Getting All Worried His Junk Might Not Be All That

Worried about it. Might not "look" like all that much, you see.

Any other cool facts about Levi Johnston?

I heard he impregnates girls, refuses to take responsibility for his child and the child's mother, and then tries to turn that shady resume into some kind of paying gig. Anyone else hear that?

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