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November 05, 2009

Charlie Crist: It's Not That I'm a RINO. It's That I'm Functionally Retarded.

Obama Stimulus...? Not ringing any bells.

What year is it? Is my name "Patient"? I think that nurse is stealing from me. Is it cold in here? Can we get to Red Lobster by 4:00? I have a coupon, or did, before my schvatze nurse stole it from me.

I know it's Florida, but... I don't think that anyone's going to buy Crist's attempt to plead dementia on his record.


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