Noted Gay-Porn Dick-Model and Shiftless Layabout Claims that The Tonight Show Has Impugned His Sterling Reputation

Levi Johnston is complaining that people are making stuff up about him.

On Conan, William Shatner read, poetically, tweets supposedly coming from Johnston, like "Where can I get some weed?" Conan said they were all real. Johnston says they'e not, or at least some weren't.

So here is unemployed attention whore Levi Johnston, attempting to get paid for dishing made-up crap about Sarah Palin, whining that people are speaking falsely about him.

When his kid grows up he can look up to a father who sought to make an income for himself by constantly slandering his grandmother and further hurting his mother.

Fixed It: tachyonshuggy suggests that what Johnston is doing is "whining that people are making what are obviously jokes and acting all butt-hurt about it like a little bitch."

I think that's correct. Butthurt.

Don't be butthurt, Levi.

Are you all butthurt that being an illegitimate father and making your child's mother into a single mother is not the high-paying gig and prestigious career you'd hoped it would be?

posted by Ace at 12:51 PM

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