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November 03, 2009

Two Muslim "Militants" In India Killed by Precision-Guided Hellfire Weaponry and a Hungry Bear, But Mostly... Actually It Was the Fucking Bear, If You Can Believe It

Gentle Ben just emailed me to say, "My name is ironic."

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

If only they'd had weapons, perhaps they'd've had a chance.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise

Ah, right. Oh well. Let the suicide bombing of Jellystone Park begin.


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