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September 24, 2009

Driving While Distracted

Guys, when you're operating a vehicle, you need to get ahold of your priorities.

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

They were inclined to believe him.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

Of course, being in Sweden, the police offered him lubricants and erotica from their standard emergency aid kit. Maybe.
Well, no.
But you know they wanted to.


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