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September 04, 2009

And A Child Shall Lead Them

I don't want to put too much pressure on this kid, but based on his love of bacon, I'm going to nominate him to be a future Senator, NFL Commissioner, Chairman of the Tri-Lateral Commission, and the Official First Contact Representative for Earthly Encounters with Alien Species.

Yeah, I know. Some people are going to point out the fact that he could stand to lose a few pounds. Take it from someone who has recently learned the value of reading food labels: Bacon is NOT high in carbohydrates. If this kid has a slice of bacon INSTEAD of that last donut every day, he'll be healthier and more alert at school. It's settled science.

(H/T to AoSHQ moron Matt M., who wonders why Dave in Texas is on "Wife Swap" posing as a pre-teen.)


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posted by Russ from Winterset at 08:07 AM

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