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August 11, 2009

Meghan McCain: Doesn't Michelle Malkin Realize I Have a Tattoo, Go to Biker Rallies, and Have Twice as Many Twitter Followers as She Does?!?!

DrewM. Slublog thinks this may be the dumbest thing she's written yet, and that's saying something.



What do Malkin and the other conservative pundits hope to accomplish by arguing that people “like me” have no place within the Republican Party? And who exactly are people “like me”? Young people? Moderate people? Young female people? People with tattoos who go to biker rallies?

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I don’t know exactly what about me threatens them so much, other than that people are listening to me. Malkin has the No. 1 book on The New York Times bestseller hardcover nonfiction list, but I have nearly twice as many Twitter followers as she does. And trust me, Twitter is more of an indication of where young people are than books published by the hyper-conservative publisher Regnery—which will be bringing you Carrie Prejean’s new book and published one of Ann Coulter’s.

Dear heart, Malkin also has a blog, which is her primary form of internet expression, getting hundreds of thousands of visitors per day. Unlike you, who "tweets" her every tattooed, biker-rally-going thought, Malkin writes essays on the internet as her main vehicle of real-time publishing.

In addition, you have so many followers partly because an employee of Malkin's (Allah) is sorta obsessed with your dumbness and maybe wants to snork you in the squeaker.

BTW, I have more combined readers on a yearly basis than Fred Thompson has FaceBook friends, so I am therefore... well, I don't want to say more important to the party than he is, but I do want someone else to say it.

Sick of MegMac: Karol's had enough of Meghan McCain's endless claims of expertise based, as far as anyone can tell, solely upon the fact that, like anyone who didn't die at 23, she has successfully lived to age 24.

Bonus: Penn & Teller on taxes.



Doesn't Michelle Malkin know that Penn Gilette goes to biker rallies?

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