Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby

The sniping starts at around 1:54.

Michelle Obama—that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on who’s in Congress that day.”

“That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.”

That's NBA forward Elton Brand.

Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.

From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.

The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.

No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)

I hope he knows what he's doing. As Marcus Brody says, "You're trifling with forces you cannot possibly comprehend."

Thanks to gg.

Jay Mohr RIP: Since the media is about to destroy him, might as well relive one of his finer moments. Jay Mohr, doing Christopher Walken, pitching Skittles candy.

posted by Ace at 05:55 PM

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