Speaking of Funny Stuff...

Joe Biden eats ice cream like a retard eating his own elbow.

He's going down on that cone like Perez Hilton on a media booker.

A python just wrote to tell me he admires Biden's distended jaw action.

Good quote from the Hillary-supporters at Hillbuzz:

Nobody knows what Dick Cheney did all day — but whatever it was, it was certainly important. Whenever the government said the Vice President was in a secure, undisclosed location, we pictured Cheney racing through the tunnels under the Greenbrier resort, through the supposedly decommissioned fallout shelter and secret command center entombed beneathe that isolated swath of West Virginia, plotting and scheming and keeping terrorists awake at night, wondering when Darth Cheney would strike and how many of them would live to tell their tales the next day.

Dick Cheney, as Vice President, was the twisted, relentless, ruthless love child Batman and the Penguin biologically could never have. He may even be a robot sent from the future to keep us all from harm. He was, without question, the exact Vice President needed at just the right moment in history. Who knows what he was up to, but we’re certain, 100%, that it helped keep this nation safe for the last eight years.

It’s probably what he’s still working on now, from somewhere secure and undisclosed as you read this.

And Cheney never needed to be babysat....

We don’t know what Joe Biden does all day, but the amount of breakfasts he is required to have with Hillary Clinton each month seem to indicate Biden needs to be babysat by grown-ups. On days Clinton’s not watching him, we’re not sure who has that duty, but “breakfast with the Vice President” sure seems like “it’s your turn to keep him from embarrassing himself for part of the day”.

Maybe Obama appointed Joe Biden "The Sheriff of Terrifying NYC Flybys," just as he earlier appointed him "The Sheriff" of making sure the government wasn't wasting your money.

posted by Ace at 05:20 PM

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