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April 13, 2009

The Only Obama Dog Story You Need.

Not that you actually need one at all. But if you did, the Daily Telegraph has the one for you.

And, best of all, it's actually written by ~~Charlie~~ Bo himself! Try to spin that, Axelturfers.

A small taste of the pizza to whet your appetite:

Talking of "the One", apparently I'm his first broken campaign promise. Well, thanks for that. He said he'd get some kind of shelter mutt and then he changes his mind and comes up with me - a Portuguese pure bred. Talk about sky-high negatives before you've even started.
Trust me, this will all end in tears. These Obama people have never even owned a dog and - I'm being frank here - I just don't trust these Democrats. What happened to the last pets they had in the White House? That cat Socks got dumped on Bill Clinton's secretary Bettie Currie and his dog Buddy got mysteriously run over by a truck.

Go over to the Telegraph for the rest of the pie.

posted by Jack M. at 06:07 PM

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Not that you actually need one at all. But if you did, the Daily Telegraph has the one for you. And, best of all, it's actually written by ~~Charlie~~ Bo himself! Try to spin that, Axelturfers. A small taste of the pizza to whet your appetite: Talking of "the One", apparently I'm his first broken campaign promise. Well, thanks for that. He said he'd get some kind of shelter mutt and then he changes his mind and comes up with me - a Portuguese pure bred. Talk about sky-high negatives before you've even started. Trust me, this will all end in tears. These Obama people have never even owned a dog and - I'm being frank here - I just don't trust these Democrats. What happened to the last pets they had in the White House? That cat Socks got dumped on Bill Clinton's secretary Bettie Currie and his dog Buddy got mysteriously run over by a truck. 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