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February 18, 2009
Pro-Syrian Thugs Beat The Living Shit Out Of Hitchens (tmi3rd)
Hi there, fellow morons. I don't usually Open Blog, but this was kind of an emergency...
Allah reports that Christopher Hitchens got his ass kicked in a street brawl with pro-Syrian thugs. It also appears that he was joined in said brawl by Michael Totten and Jonathan Foreman.
We're still getting details on this end, and we haven't heard from the boss yet, but Allah is all over this like white on rice. We'll have more on this as we get it.
Now back to your regularly scheduled Thai tranny hookers, Val-u-Rite vodka, and so forth...
Update: [ace] Details of this are wrong. I put up a post, then thought better of it, and drafted it. I'll just say Hitchens is fine and for what it's worth so am I (I wasn't there).
PS, I thought better of it because there are security considerations here. I wasn't going to mention it at all until a few days from now. But even though some Hezballah buddies are posting it, it's probably best to hold off.
Incidentally, it seems this only could have come from a lefty cocksucker, who's kind of endangering people by rushing this story out, and getting the details badly wrong while he's at it, too.
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06:55 PM
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