Chavez Delays Valentine's Day for Referendum, Promises a Whole Week of Lovin Starting Monday

I'm guessing this plan goes in the shitter if they don't make him dictator emeritus.

(I know. Sometimes I have the jones for Chavez. He's my favorite commie clown and I love him. Also he's like Mr. Potato Head.)

The voting fraud begins today, and then the lovin begins.

In return, Chavez promises a "week of love" beginning the next day -- assuming he wins the vote, which would let public officials run for re-election as many times as they want.

"We're going to be in battle," Chavez said. "After achieving our great victory, the week of love begins."

He shut down liquor sales on Friday, so people could be contemplative and serious today, and do their patriotic duty. And while he did promise a week of hot, steamy socialist action after today, he was characteristically short on detail.

Some citizens pine for the good old days.

Manuel Diaz, a 36-year-old businessman, said that prompted him to cancel plans for a romantic dinner with his girlfriend of two years.

"You should be sharing with your partner, going to eat at a restaurant, and then, well..." he said, trailing off. "I myself shall fantasize about a very romantic dinner, then I will masturbate myself to sleep, and wake up refreshed to go vote."

FN might have messed up the translation there a bit.

posted by Dave In Texas at 08:35 AM

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