Man Tries to Cut Off Ex-Girlfriend's Breast Implants

Not really a giggle-type story, which it might have been had he been utterly thwarted. He stabbed the hell out of her.

A JEALOUS lover wanted to cut off his ex-girlfriend's breasts to "reclaim" the breast implants that he had paid for.

Armed with a knife and lurking in the dark, Thomas Lee Rowley waited in ambush to reclaim what he thought was rightfully his: his former girlfriend’s breast implants that Rowley paid for.

As his former girlfriend stepped outside the back door of her mother’s house in Hesperia, Rowley, 28, stabbed her six times in the head and torso.

That’s the picture painted by Deputy District Attorney David Foy on the first day of testimony in Rowley’s trial for attempted murder of ex-girl friend, Shanon Perry, 26, on July 25, 2006.

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“I’m gonna cut ’em out and get em back”, [the man's former roommate] testified that Rowley told him.

The breast implants were punctured during the attack and were eventually repaired.

And then there's this. From Durban, South Africa.

Indictments are to be served on five men in April, accused of gunning down three pub patrons after an argument over the size of their penises, the Durban Magistrate's Court heard on Thursday.

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At the time of the shootings, police said the argument began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patron's genitals while both were at the pub's urinals.

An officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity at the time said: "The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (the white man's).

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The three patrons were then shot dead. The two police officers suspected of involvement were later suspended.

Gandhi did that too. That's why he got kicked out of South Africa. (No, not really.)

posted by Ace at 04:48 PM

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