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Overnight Open Thread: Priorities.(genghis)This is a bit localized, but I bet every single state legislature facing massive budget deficits, which is all of them, is also dealing with critical issues like this. ”OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) - When Sen. Ken Jacobsen passes from this life to the next, he wants to be buried with his deceased cat, Sam. There's just one problem - it's illegal.” Right on Senator! You fight the Man! Fight the power that be! But wait…opposition has arisen: ”Cemetery owners are opposed because they have to take into account the burial customs and traditions of all cultures and religions, some of which forbid burial near animals, said Paul Elvig, former president of the International Cemetery, Cremation and Funeral Association.” Do worms count as animals? Just askin.' But PETA helpfully weighs in with a pet civil rights argument: ””The animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals supports the idea.” So true, and it harkens back to the 60’s when dogs and cats weren’t allowed to share the same water bowl. Often, dogs were even denied accommodations and had to sleep outside in a shabby “dog house” while cats had their own little access door and were allowed to sleep on the bed, or at least a comfortable little basket-style “cat bed” with a fluffy pillow in the laundry room. Do we want to go go back to those days? No, I say! Down with feline privilege! But even in this bill, discrimination lurks: ”The bill also requires the owner and pet occupy the same plot and that the animal is either a dog or a cat." What madness is this? So I can’t be buried alongside my pet ferret Cujo? What about my tapeworm, Slim? Will you deny me the right to take him with me? I’m chagrined that we have to put up with this in the Age of Obamaquarious, the Year of the Unicorn (PBUH). ![]() Any other topic is on the table as well. Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC, now a partially pwnd subsidiary of BloggyMac, incorporated and enacted by action of the U.S. Congress on or about January 22nd, 2009. All rights reserved. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to xgenghisx@gmail.com. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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