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January 24, 2009

You Can Haz Overnight Open Thread (genghis)

Update even before I post: Was gonna’ post this lame piece of junk last night, but Ace was sober enough to beat me to the punch.

Original post below. Please remember to read the legal notice at the bottom.

Again, nothing. Bereft of ideas. Had a good one with Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft) raising his arm in a certain 1930-ish fashion with a huge Microsoft banner behind him. If interested, you'll have to go hunt it down here. But it appears to have been scrubbed. Speaking of Microsoft:

I’ve posted this link before to the now-defunct SatireWire site where Microsoft is broken up into MicroSoft and MicroPatch, but you geekish fuckers always love reading about these infernal calculating machines.

No Skittles tonight: Only the parched arid desert for you ingrates. Now you suffer.

”Artist’s depiction of Antarctica, circa 2012”

Who knew camels could swim that distance? Downside is: they’ve eaten most of the penguins there. Such is life, and the penguins shoulda’ had the common sense to develop wings that they could actually fly with. Camels hunt in packs by the way. Generally in groups of 20.

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