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January 21, 2009

Princess Caroline Abdicates UPDATE: She's Worried About Teddy

If this is true, I'm guessing it's a face saving way for to avoid not being picked or does she have some sort of 'Geithner' problem?

Caroline Kennedy has told Gov. David Paterson that she is withdrawing her name from consideration to replace outgoing Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton in the U.S. Senate, The Post has learned.

Kennedy cited "personal reasons," according to sources.

Her stunning move comes as sources revealed that Paterson had intended to appoint her to the now-vacant seat today.

The 51-year-old Camelot daughter's decision removes the highest-profile name in the ring to step into Clinton's seat, as she departs after getting confirmed as President Obama's Secretary of State today.

Keep in mind the guy who wrote this story is the same guy who wrote a story two days ago saying it was Sweet Caroline, so who knows.

Update: The NY Times is running with it too so that's two sources. Very interesting.

Update 2: CNN says it's because she's worried about Uncle Ted. Yeah, I'm going to say not so much. The elder Kennedy has been ill for about 6 or 8 months, so why suddenly does that matter?

Just to be clear, the reason I'm not having sex with Judy Greer on a daily basis is because my grandmother died 30 years ago. What? It makes about much sense.


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