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January 20, 2009
The New Age of Plenty, Chapter One, Page One: Dow Miraculously Remains Above 3,000; Stays Comfortably In Sub-8000 Range
Bless You, O Obama, My Lord; for while we just experience the worst Inauguration Day sell-off in history, God Himself hath decreed the bar shall be lowered for you, lower than the deepest chasms of the darkest Seas; and whilst the Dow did fall, we are Greatly Thankful that it did not fall further, by your kindness and grace.
Amen.