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January 20, 2009
My Dick Just Grew and Inch and a Half
Don't ask me how. I just woke up and it was like I was some kind of Greek mythological creature with the body of Ace and the penis of an averagely-endowed man.
Awesome. Just breathtaking, really. Today is truly a little brighter, a little more hopeful than the day before. And today has a bigger dick than yesterday.
Thanks, Obama!
posted by A New Ace for a New Era at
11:25 AM
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