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January 07, 2009

Young Love On Humpday

The heartbeat quickens, skin flushes, fingers eagerly seek forbidden flesh, lips intermingle messily....ah, there's nothing like young love.

A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported.

It seems the lad was attempting to reproduce Mars' atmospheric pressure in his consort's sinuses. He would have to have created an impressively sturdy and airtight lip seal.

Essentially, he 1) fiercely latched on to this poor girl's face and 2) took a deep breath.

I don't think she should go any further with him until he reads some books or maybe takes a class first. She could end up completely inside out somehow.


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