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Your Post-Election Must Read | Main | Michael Crichton Dies (!!!)
November 05, 2008

Humpday Jokes Thread

Let's get back to normal. We haven't had much News Of The Weird or basic levity around these parts for a while, and frankly, it's too exhausting to be deadly serious all the time.

Some of us just can't maintain a state of furious intensity for very long. Call it a failure of character.

Here, let me kick this off:

What's the difference between a woman and a tuna?

---The US just elected a Marxist to preside over the systematic overthrow of the American Dream. John F. Kennedy's corpse is spinning like a top.

*clap, clap*

Thank you, thank you!

Now you.


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