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October 28, 2008

Get On the Bus: GOTV Information Added
Rasmussen: Striking Distance in Pennsylvania

Seven points.

Hey, NJ and NY morons. Even Connecticut morons. You know there's not a damn thing you can do in your own states.

How about a working vacation for 2-3 days in Pennsylvania, Saturday through Sunday?

Pennsylvania's nice. Lovely foliage this time of year. And it's filled with racists and bitter clingy people with guns and Bibles, so you should fit right in.

It's not that hard. And besides, you can go out and take over bars with your fellow morons after seven. Then maybe go out in your Ford trucks and run down homosexuals.

This is Sort of What I Mean By the GOP Getting on the Stick: Seriously, if the GOP gave me a hotel room and transportation, I'd do this. Now, I'm not a celebrity, but I do have readers who might decide to come along with the AoSHQ crew if we were all, say, knocking on doors in Bucks County or wherever. If there's a social thing afterwards.

There are a lot of bloggers people would sign up for. Jeff Goldstein in Colorado, for example, and all of his readers heading out to get out the vote, then having drinks afterwards. Captain Ed in Minnesota. The Red Staters in Virginia. Iowahawk, wherever he lives.

Allah on his couch, yelling at empty bottles of Jack Daniels that they just don't get it.

Door to door during the day, blog party at night. People are more willing to shell out bucks for a good cause if it's not merely work, but a bit of fun too. Combination GOTV and meet-up.

I mean, these are trivial expenses for the RNC. I'd pay myself but I don't pay my way for stuff like this anymore -- I'm dirt poor as it is and I can't afford to book hotels and planes for this sort of thing.

It's too late now, of course.

Swing State Lodgings? Some readers are asking if anyone can put them up for a weekend to do this.

If you're in a swing state, have a spare bed, and can sleep through the sounds of reckless masturbation coming from the rumpus room all night, maybe say so.

Ohio Canvassers? Email me if you have any intent; a reader wants you to email him. I don't know if it's about getting together to go in groups or lodging. Or him abducting you and selling you into forcible Thai prostitution.

It's going to be cool and fun, no matter which one.

Subject line "Ohio Canvass" so I can search easily, thank you.

New York to PA Buses, Free:

Show your Support for John McCain in the Keystone State

McCain-Palin Volunteer Buses will leave from outside Penn Station, along West 31st Street right before Eighth Avenue at 9am next Saturday and Sunday, so long as there are enough volunteers to fill a bus.

The bus will return to Penn Station from Scranton around 8:30pm each evening.

Volunteers should RSVP to citizens@johnmccain.com each week by Thursday at noon with their name, phone number and the days they can travel.

The Democrats for McCain Victory office in Scranton is located at 420 North Main Street, Scranton, PA 18504. The phone number there is 570-951-9923.

The Republican McCain Victory office in Scranton is located at 430 Lackawanna Avenue, Scranton, PA 18503.

Don't think of it as bus.

Think of it as a sixteen-wheel rolling putsch-wagon.

Caifornia Cavalry: Buses leaving from Torrance, Burbank, Newport Beach, Sacramento and San Diego for Nevada, to canvas there.

Email: california at johnmccain dot com

I'm told dress is BCPO (business casual, pants optional).

Arizona to New Mexico:

Call the McCain HQ in Phoenix at 602-334-4440. Bus leaves Friday through Monday to New Mexico. FREE hotel.

Toss in "free dirty channels" and you've got a deal.

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