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You Know...Some Republicans are, alas, the exact same sort of unsophisticated angry morons who shout things like "Terrorist" about Obama when McCain is speaking, thus putting him on the extreme defensive, or having temper tantrums on blogs when the proprietor requests they refrain from exposing him to any lawsuits. They substantially vindicate every stereotype the left and MSM has about us, and make the rest of us not only look bad, but make us squeamish from even being political associates. And they lose us precious votes. And yet these screamers and tantrum-throwers really think they're the ones helping the team. These malformed, brain-damaged shut-in angry monsters think they've got the right message to carry to the non-deformed, non-retarded demographics. Wanna know why we're losing? Wanna know why McCain had to make a statement about Obama not being dangerous and being a good and decent man? Because you geniuses embarrassed him with your stupidity and compelled him to say that. 1% of LGF's commenters embarrassed him greatly and got him widely called a "hate site." Because these fucking imbeciles just thought their scary brilliant pathologies were just too important to not be shared publicly. 99% of readers and commenters are great. It's the 1% of brain-damaged, ignorant mutants that always causes all the embarrassment. On blogs. And at campaign rallies. And once again: They think they're the ones who have the important messaging which will win over America. For God's sakes, you embarrass your own would-be political allies. How can you delude yourselves? At some point, if you really had something valuable to contribute, don't you think someone would have said "Great point, man!" by now? Can you begin to consider the possibility that you are consistently ignored, and have to resort to shouting "Terrorist" or throwing temper-tantrums on blogs, is because you're a mutant idiot that non-mutants non-idiots just don't have time for? And perhaps you'd best go back to just lurking? Consider: Earlier today I, a fairly prominent blogger, was pushing the Obama gal-pal story, helping to get it out there. Now I have deleted it, and will not be posting it again. I'm done with the story. All because a nasty pathetic wretch of a "man" thought that he would show me by repeatedly spamming a name I'd asked people not to. Just like with McCain, ready to attack Obama until retards started shouting out "Muslim" and "terrorist' and saying Obama was an "Arab." So, yellers/mutants: How do you plan on helping the cause tomorrow? By further so embarrassing leaders and writers into stopping all attacks on Obama? Brilliant. | Recent Comments
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