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Bad News? In New Jersey
September 12, 2008

Obama: Ha, Ha, McCain Is Old, He Can't Use a Computer
North Vietnamese Captors: Yeah, Ha Ha, We Did That to Him; Pretty Good Gag, Eh?

Prepared to lead.

Not apparently prepared to research an ad, however.

"McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes."

McCain also can't play basketball very well, Obama. How 'bout you challenge him to a game of one-on-one, too?

This is important:

What you are now seeing is Obama's performance in a crisis challenging situation.

Are you reassured? Are you looking forward to the cool judgment and steady wisdom of President Barack Obama in a true crisis?

Thanks to Brad and others.

Seniors and Disabled Veterans for Barack Obama

You can stand at the back of the photo-op pictures, where no one can see you. And please -- no whining. We get it, you're old. Can you at least pretend to be fabulous for five minutes?

Another Easily Discoverable Article: Forbes. Online.

It actually says the charge isn't even true. Except the part about it being too painful for McCain to type. Due to those funny, funny broken fingers inflicted by the NVA.

In certain ways, McCain was a natural Web candidate. Chairman of the Senate Telecommunications Subcommittee and regarded as the U.S. Senate's savviest technologist, McCain is an inveterate devotee of email. His nightly ritual is to read his email together with his wife, Cindy. The injuries he incurred as a Vietnam POW make it painful for McCain to type. Instead, he dictates responses that his wife types on a laptop. "She's a whiz on the keyboard, and I'm so laborious," McCain admits.

I sorta want to see Obama's grades again.

Thanks to Suitably Flip.


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