Palin Smears Thread

A good idea. (I hope.)

In one of the truly epic funny threads here, commenters began parodying the left's increasing comfort with peddling wild theories of Jewish cabals and conspiracies, proposing ever more bizarre and convoluted Jewish schemes to rule the world or just screw up your life for no reason. Some of the better ones are here.

So, since the left is now breaking out its old Treasury of Zionist Conspiracies book and simply inserting "Palins" whenever the book reads "Jews," perhaps we can help them in their hunt by telling them the real conspiracies and scandals the Palins are in on. (Indeed, it may just be time to refresh those gems from the Jewish Conspiracy thread and make them about the Palins.)

One caution (I know, I'm no fun): Given that so many real smears have to do with sex, and are probably kind of hurtful, have caution in this particular area. Even going over the top with such smears and clearly parodizing the left's claims still sounds kinda nasty, and the Palins, I'm sure, don't want to see more of that on the internet. Neither do a lot of readers.

For example: Yeah, one obvious joke is the Aristocrats parody. That being obvious -- the left is virtually constructing real Aristorcrats scenarios and passing them off as truth -- there's no reason to go down that road.

As that whole area of smears has been seriously put forth by the left in a manner that's hard to parody through hyperbole, so it seems kind of tapped anyway.

So, try to keep it funny and obviously silly.

A moose bit my sister once, you know.

Well, not a moose. It was Sarah Palin wearing a fur. She slapped me like a bitch and made me respond to the name "Sandwich."

UPDATE [Dave in Texas]: Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

So can this.....

Nice.

boogers. (via HA headlines)

posted by Ace at 04:01 PM

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