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September 03, 2008

Trig Trutherism: Don't Let the Dream Die!

Qwinn's found some of the holdouts, hiding in their caves, still carrying on the good fight for Mother Nippon.

Here's a twist. Maybe Trig is... tiny little Piper's baby.

Maybe Bristol is not Trig's mother ...but there are 3 other adult children in the Palin family ...maybe one of them? I find it hard to swallow that a woman who already had 4 grown children would elect to have a 5th at the age of 44 ! It seems logical that a 4 month old baby would belong to someone much younger ...Am I making sense ?

Perfect sense. Please, do go on.

But, may I ask: Where is the person or persons who... care for you? Are you allowed to access a computer without... proper supervision?

And, okay, this doesn't exactly prove I'm gifted with psychic foresight, but yeah, as scheduled, the comparisons of Sarah Palin's form to fat-suits has begun:

If the 6 and 7 month photos are to be believed of the Governor, but so too are the ones online at 8 months (provided by Republicans bloggers), I think there is a prosthetic device being employed here that could just as easily be worn by the daughter now to continue the story-line. (See sample here: http://www.empathybelly.org/home.html)

Sure, Sarah Palin slips out of the pregnancy suit, slips it right on to Bristol. Like passing down an engagement ring. Awwwww...

Hey, here's a question:

How do you know Trig is even real?

Kinda small. Doesn't talk much... I think you're missing the obvious: Trig's an animatronic babybot.

Let's just remember: These are the people the MSM read and exchange comments with. The MSM is keenly aware of every "scoop" "reported" on leftwing blogs; they don't read right wing blogs at all. If they did, they'd have stopped repeating the lie that Sarah Palin belonged to the Alaskan Independence Party this morning.

They're fair and neutral, objective and impartial. It just so happens that all of the blogs they read for both work and pleasure are left-wing.

Even for work, even to keep tabs on "the other side," they can't manage to force themselves to read any right-leaning blogs.

Think about that. They're so fucking left-wing they can't bear to read a right-leaning blog even if they're being paid for that time.

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