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Dave Nieuwert, or as I Call Him, Professor Science, Opines on Cynaide CanadianReal men of genius stuff here. I got tipped on this by a lefty who had hoped to "educate" me or something. Well... in a way. When wingnuts go looking for terrorists Um, Retard? Maybe you should try some reading. Here's Somalis for Jesus: Somalis For Jesus! condemns in the strongest terms possible the barbaric murder of Ali Mustaf Maka’il on September 7, 2006. Ali was shot and killed in Mogadishu by a militia member of the jihadist Union of Islamic Courts after he refused to join a Qur’an chanting crowd in response to the lunar eclipse. And here's the purported "Christian's" response: Please don’t talk shit , that man deserves what happened to him , simply because having the bible in one hand , and a bread in the other hand , is not a correct thing ,! Kill Them , Kill them , Kill them , that is my massage,! Um... I don't really know what the hell to say. A Somali Christian blog reports on the murder of Muslim convert to Christianity, and this Abdirahman Dirie cat says "that man deserves what happened to him" and that "having the bible in one hand, and a bread in the other hand, is not a correct thing,!" [sic], and concludes by saying "Kill Them, Kill them, Kill them, that is my massage" [sic], and from this record Dave "Professor Science" concludes Dirie is actually... a Christian urging more murders of his fellow Christians? The Bible/bread thing seems to be an old complaint about Christian missionaries who spread the word of Christ while giving out food and other essentials. In other words, it's unfair to proselytize to people who have no choice but to come to you for aid. They're a captive audience, as it were. Embarrassing. From this record Professor Science concludes "Gee, this guy celebrating the murder of Christians and urging the murders of all the rest of the Christians must himself be a rightwing neocon Christian of some odd variety!" But that's sort of Professor Science's schtick. He's an obsessive about rightwingers coming to kill him in his sleep, but he mocks those concerned about real, organized terrorist groups numbering the tens of thousands as having some sort of psychological defect. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Professor Science. PS: As noted in the sidebar, the FBI Terrorism Task Force is, in fact, investigating this case. But I'm sure it's just their Christian Malcontents Squad. Nieuwert, who believes the government is lying to him at every turn about its covert support or at least tacit acceptance of "right-wing" "Christian" Aryan supremacy groups, apparently takes all statements made by the police that there is no evidence of terrorism (as of yet!) at face value. Gold standard, baby. Even More: BethW writes: One tidbit that the brainiac (once you figure out his nickname, let us know, ok?) left out of his post is that the moronically departed's sister said that he couldn't have been a terrorist... because he was a good Muslim, and that's against their religion. So much for that "Somali Christian" angle he was working on... Oh yeah, I forgot that. Still, we certainly can't expect Professor Science to read much about a case before dashing off a screedy post. The limited information he had -- a guy praising the killing of a Muslim-apostate-turned-Christian by Muslim-apostate-turned-murderers -- should have sort of tipped him off, though. I do mean this: He is, I think, a diagnosable obsessive. I'm using that term clinically. He cannot bear the thought of Muslim terrorists because it diverts his attention away from his bete noir, the Christian right, and how they're all coming to kill him. He's also a douchebag of the first order but that just goes without saying. | Recent Comments
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