Shocker: Much-Publicized Bigfoot Press Conference Fails to Reveal Body of "Bigfoot" or any Evidence Whatsoever

I am saddened and chagrined and in all other ways very put out.

Biscardi showed reporters two blurry photos, claiming one was the mouth of the "creature" while the other was another creature running through the Georgia woods. The men claimed they "stumbled on the creature," but would not reveal more because they were concerned about it being an "endangered species."

Biscardi reiterated his invitation to FOX News Channel anchor Megyn Kelly to come to Georgia and view the body, and plugged his Internet radio show.

He said there wouldn't be anything more revealed Friday, but promised that he would "assemble" a group of scientists to examine the alleged corpse.

Whitton recounted how he and Dyer found the "body," and said that more Bigfoots "paralleled" them as they were loading it onto a flatbed truck.

Biscardi said Whitton and Dyer had gotten death threats from Sasquatch fanatics, whom Whitton deemed "psychos."

My Pet Jawa has the coolest Bigfoot video anyone's posted, a reenactment of the Bigfoot hunters' epic fight with the legendary beast. Tom Biscardi is played by Colonel Steve Austin (astronaut; a man barely alive).

posted by Ace at 04:47 PM

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