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August 12, 2008

Pic of Iowa U. Molester

Funny, he doesn't look like a lonely pervert who needs to grade-rape girls to get off:

Is that the famous pedosmile I see there?

And, of course, the Clinton-Gore placard. Of course, of course.

This story doesn't really require a second post, but the details of it are so nut-poppin' hot repellent and wrong that it warrants it.

On May 8, according to a police complaint, Miller told a student she was struggling with her grade in his class. The student said Miller told her “she would have to do something for him,” the complaint says. Miller allegedly then grabbed and sucked on her breast.


Miller was accused of two similar actions May 12. According to one complaint, Miller told a student he would give her an A if she let him fondle her breasts. He did so and asked to lick them, the complaint says.

Also on May 12, Miller is accused of asking a student — who met with Miller about her grade — to take off her top. The woman refused and left the office.


On May 13, Miller met with a student about final grades and “repeatedly asked her to take off her shirt” while offering to give her an A, the complaint said. Police quoted the woman as saying that Miller said “girls in New Orleans do it all the time just for beads and that her grade was on the line.”

The story does not reveal whether these were young white women or not.

As if this wasn't all hot repellent enough, you know he chose girls he wanted to fondle and intentionally shit-canned their grades accordingly, to put them precisely in this compromised position. I'm guessing in Cecil the Academic Rape-Turtle's class, a girl's cup-size automatically became her starting, pre-extra-credit grade.

Good thing UK "news presenter" Ulrike Johanson merely audited the class. (Note The Sun's restrained headline, by the way.)

Thanks to Hollowpoint.

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