Barack Obama Asks Young White Woman to Write His Campaign Theme Song

Some British tot named Joss Stone (not even an American), who looks suitably like Scarlett Johanson (who is, as an aside, the only young white woman I'm worried The Obama One might be porking... It would break my heart).

I realize that by posting the below video I am engaging in racism by linking Barack Obama to this young white woman. But since no one knows who the hell she is, what can I do?

This isn't the campaign song (which has yet to be written), it's just an example of her previous stuff. The song is called, um, I Fell in Love with a Boy.

Uh-oh.

I liked her better when she was called "Amy Winehouse" and didn't suck.

To avoid the racist association of a young white woman with the so-taken-with-himself-that-he-thinks-we're-worried-he's-going-to-steal-our-women Obama, I strongly suggest the Obama camp ditch its current plan and use the following as its campaign theme:

All white dudes and a safely multi-culti theme.

Hmmm... Given that Barack Obama named a song about himself featuring spoken word vocals by himself as one of his top ten favorite songs, why not just go ahead and use that one?*

* I think Scarlett Johanson is in that, alas.

I'm so scared for her.

Doesn't He Already Have a Campaign Theme Song? I believe he does.

posted by Ace at 05:53 PM

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