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July 07, 2008

Recycled: Terrorists Claim Again That Missile Strike on Combatants Actually Hit "Wedding Party"

This time in Afghanistan.

Afghan officials say fighter aircraft battling militants in Afghanistan accidentally killed up to 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony early today.

It's the second military attack in three days with reports of civilian deaths.

But the U.S. military blames the claims on militant propaganda, saying its missiles only hit insurgents. A spokesman says the military has repeatedly seen militants falsely claim civilians were killed.

As they're recycling propaganda, I'll recycle a top ten.


Top Ten Signs You're at an Afghan "Wedding Party"

10. Dress is strictly black-tie and black-bandana facial mask

9. Invitations promise "Dinner at Nine, Dancing 'till Midnight, Suicide-Bombing 'till ?..."

8. The wedding band's rendition of Signed, Sealed, Delivered contains a bassline which incorporates coded messages to Hezbollah

7. When the bride tosses the "bouquet," panicked guests run away in shrieking horror

6. Dance floor doubles as obstacle course and mortar range

5. The best man's toast concludes, "Health, wealth, and happiness, and death to the pig-monkey Jews and infidel Crusaders"

4. The happy couple is registered at Kalishnikov Weapons Emporium

3. According to tradition, the bride's father pays for the wedding; the groom's father provides the new couple with a SATCOM radio and Katyushka surface-to-surface missiles

2. Dinner selections include prime rib, stuffed chicken, and binary-form sarin gas

...and the Number One Sign You're at an Afghan "Wedding Party"...

1. The groom sports the traditional Afghan handlebar mustache, as does the bride

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