US Troops Reduce "Carbon Footprint" of 55 Taliban and Three "Key" Leaders to Zero By Providing Them with Solar-Electric Cars and Precision-Guided Death, But Mostly Precision-Guided Death

Maggots and flesh-eating vermin announced their "deepest satisfaction" with the aggressive moves to increase the size of their natural habitat.

US-led forces have killed 55 militants in Afghanistan during a three-day operation near the Pakistani border, the US military reported on Monday.

Three “key Taliban leaders” were also killed in these battles, the report said.

Meanwhile, the US media reported on Monday that Nato forces in Afghanistan also shelled guerillas in Pakistan in two separate episodes on Sunday.

A statement issued by the coalition forces said the operations began on June 20 when coalition forces were ambushed in the eastern province of Paktika.

The coalition repulsed that attack with small-arms fire, and then pursued the militants over the next two days, backed by air strikes, the military said. Twenty-five militants were wounded and three were captured, it said.

In a separate news report, the Pentagon said that on June 21, coalition forces conducted precision air strikes in Afghanistan’s Khost province, targeting a Taliban commander involved with improvised explosive devices, foreign-fighter operations and weapons smuggling.

Other "militants" volunteered for the carbon-reduction program by attacking coalition troops. Troops responded by providing headshots of Leonardo DiCaprio and headshots of bullets, but mostly headshots of bullets.

posted by Ace at 12:40 PM

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