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June 24, 2008

Slate Contributor Announces Dating Availability Online

Get it while it's hot:

"I am still tortured by the memory of three cousins standing in a circle around me, at the impressionable age of 10, mocking my early development and telling me that I was going to be the Asian Dolly Parton."

She drops this nugget in an article supposedly about the feasibility of transforming the movement of breasts into useful energy that can, say, power an iPod or cellphone.

I am scanning the article for coded information about her phone number.

Thanks to Kevin.

posted by Ace at 11:59 AM

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