Anybody Up For A Hobo Hunting Trip To Southern California?[eddiebear]

It seems as though the sleepy hamlet of Spring Valley, CA has a problem with hobos living in camps and in the bushes. In fact, the problem is so bad that the police are planning to unleash sweeps to move them out of the area.

A sweep is planned this summer near Via Mercado in Rancho San Diego.

Near the Spring Valley Swap Meet, most camps were nestled deep in a thicket of bamboo. Deputies last cleared the area in 2005.

Giant piles of trash dotted the property, made up of four privately owned parcels that cover about 10 acres. Discarded clothing, bikes, toys, golf clubs and broken electronic equipment were piled high. Some people had mattresses, makeshift cooking areas and bathrooms. One person had hooked up a small television to a car battery.

Well, with tax dollars stretched thinner and thinner, I have a solution that will save the good people of California money and time to help the police perform their God-intended duties of taking beer from teenagers and confiscating bootleg fireworks.

Why not have the First Official Ace Of Spades Hobo Hunt?

All it would take is a few bottles of ValURite Vodka, some fishing poles, a few nets, some burlap sacks, and a shovel.

Also, the hunters would be able to gather and experience something most people who hang around the internet too long never encounter, which is sunlight, fresh air, and exercise.

What say you, morons?

posted by xgenghisx at 12:49 AM

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