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June 13, 2008

Conservative Babe Poll [dri]

Attending the GOP costume party, which Conservative babe would you most like to be stuck with on a broken elevator?
Ann Coulter wearing a pink leather mini skirt and matching go-go boots carrying a fifth of Johnny Walker Blue.
Michelle Malkin dressed in a Hooter’s waitress uniform holding a pan of hot wings and a rack of Jello shots.
Alisyn Camerota wearing a Dallas Cowgirl cheerleader outfit clutching a 1.75 liter twin pack of 101 proof Value-Rite vodka and two coffee mugs
Juliet Huddy dressed as a Playboy bunny holding a case of Samuel Adams and a can of Slim Jims.
Suzanne Sena dressed as Cat Woman carrying a pitcher of chilled, dry Martinis and a plate of supreme nachos.
Julie Banderas dressed as a pirate wench holding a jug of Appletinis.
Laura Ingraham dressed as Fifi the French maid carrying a carafe of Louis XIII cognac.
Rachel Lucas dressed as a leather clad biker chick carrying a punch bowl of spiked egg nog.
Pattie Ann Browne dressed as Wonder Woman carrying a 5 gallon bucket of Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Megyn Kendall, bespeckled and dressed like a school teacher carrying a pitcher of frozen mudslides in each hand.
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