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I'll See your "Lightworker" and Raise you a "Whitelighter".Or half-whitelighter or whatever the hell Rose McGowan is on Charmed. You think I regularly watch that crappy show? Hell no! I'm too busy writing epic poems about Buffy the Vampire Slayer to have any time for that. But when all this "lightworker/Obama" stuff started coming out, I was reminded not of DPUD's video games, but of the syndicated TNT series about 2 sexy, sexy witches and Holly Marie Combs. Now, if you've never watched "Charmed", (and, really, who could blame ya?) it's basically about 3 sisters (the aforementioned sexy witches played by Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan and, umm, Combs) who live in San Francisco and who combine their powers to protect the world from demons. And evil. Or maybe just evil demons. I dunno. I usually watch it on mute. Anyway, McGowan's witch is a "whitelighter" (actually, I think she's only a half-whitelighter. The other half? Irish.) What is a whitelighter you ask? Well it's basically an angelic figure with the power to heal. And to "orb" (teleport) herself and objects around. From wiki: Whitelighters are the messengers between the Elders and witches. Leo helps the Charmed Ones by asking the Elders for help whenever they need information not provided by the Book of Shadows. Healing is another special ability granted to Whitelighters, and is used when their charges have been injured. As long as there is the faintest breath of life left in a person, they can be healed from any injury, whether the injury is magical in origin or not, though they cannot heal self-inflicted damage. A Whitelighter's healing abilitiy is triggered by the emotion of love. Why is this relevant? Well, because in the world of Charmed, there are also, you guessed it "Darklighters". And what do Darklighters do? Pretty much the opposite of Whitelighters. From wiki:
And that whole "communicating with the Elders" bit? Sounds pretty Obamessianic to me! Why if I were Morford, I'd have 1,500 words ready for next week about the "ancient wisdom" the Obamessiah has to share with us mortals. Anyway, after reading DPUD's post that Gabe linked, I wondered, "how long was Charmed on"? The answer:1998-2005. In other words, pretty much the same timeframe in which DPUD's cited games were released. Which means what? That Morford's article relies not only on a philosophy that was probably lifted from XBOX video games, but also on the narrative of a TV show that originally ran on the WB. The WB, people. What's next? Will Morford write about how Smallville was really a rural suburb of Chicago, and Obama's only weakness is bald guys with environmentally invasive pollutants? Probably. In any event, I just thought I'd throw this out there for y'all to consider. Mainly because I wanted to post the pic of the two sexy, sexy witches. But also because if I'm ever going to be brought on board a "new-age" philosophical bandwagon, I'm gonna hold out hope that it's at least based on a wholesome show that used to run on FOX. Like "Married with Children", or something. But that's just me. | Recent Comments
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