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June 05, 2008

Hillary…The Dream Is Dead

According to an email sent out to supporters, she’s pulling the plug on Saturday.

I have said throughout the campaign that I would strongly support Senator Obama if he were the Democratic Party's nominee, and I intend to deliver on that promise.

When I decided to run for president, I knew exactly why I was getting into this race: to work hard every day for the millions of Americans who need a voice in the White House.

I made you -- and everyone who supported me -- a promise: to stand up for our shared values and to never back down. I'm going to keep that promise today, tomorrow, and for the rest of my life.

I will be speaking on Saturday about how together we can rally the party behind Senator Obama. The stakes are too high and the task before us too important to do otherwise.

Oh Hills! Until Obama and Maverick came along we didn’t realize how much we needed you. I know I’ll miss what we’ve all affectionately come to call, The Cackle.

So, what’s the over/under on the time until she and Bill split? Also, does these mean that since they don’t need his vote anymore Huma and Anthony Weiner are done?


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