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February 20, 2008

Hawaii: Update.

The little state that political pundits forgot had it's caucuses yesterday (yeah, I said they were a primary state in the other thread. That's why I'm not blogger of the year.).

You know who won?

Barack Obama. By a 76% to 24% margin.

You know who that benefits?

Chelsea Clinton, because she got to "work" on behalf of her mother in Maui without spending a dime of her own.

Ahh, Chels, it's nice to see that you were able to use that renowned Clinton charm and legendary Clinton retail politicking skills to convince nearly a quarter of this traditionally Democrat state to support your mom.

You must have inherited your political talents from your parents, Hillary and Janet Reno.*

And so the Hillary! beat-down goes on and on.

Aloha, Hawaii! And Mahalo!

*Credit where credit is due. I stole that joke from John McCain.

posted by Jack M. at 10:50 AM

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