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December 24, 2007
Teen tries to have sex with pavement
Not surprisingly, alcohol was involved.
The 18-year-old left motorists shocked as he removed his trousers and started to simulate sex on the footpath.
“This was bizarre,” Sheriff Drummond told the UK’s Sun newspaper. “Anyone who lies on the road in the daylight, is significantly intoxicated and is partially undressed has a problem.” Sheriff Drummond commented...
I think we have to face the sad fact that this guy is dumber than a male turkey. Even turkeys are discerning enough to at least demand a fake head on a stick if they're going to hit it.