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Pigpile: Did Huckabee Actually Lose 100 Pounds Through The Power of Christ Or The Power of a Surgeon's Scalpel?I was wary about posting this because it seems like piling on over something petty. But: This is persuasive. Seems a bit nutty because such evidence is amassed to prove something so minor, but... I'm buying it. Particularly that bit about the hernia. Dan Riehl has a quick excerpt if you don't want to dig into the details. I was debating putting this up with Dave in Texas. Here's the scary-professional news judgment analysis that goes on behind the scenes: is this worth posting? Thanks to jdub for sending that, too. Speaking of Fat: I don't know why I didn't weigh in on the Jennifer Love Hewitt fatography controversy. Look, she's not fat. She's got a few fun-pounds goin' on there. Nothing a month-long coke binge couldn't fix. And I don't know if it has to be fixed. I mean, come on. I'm getting tired of the claim that men oppress women with "impossible standards of beauty" when the only people who are saying she's fat are 1, chicks who want to take her down a notch, 2, super-gay dudes (normal gay dudes would still hit that shit for the anecdote), and 3, guys like StudMan69 who dress up their virginity as "higher standards." More Huckster: He's above demeaning Romney for his religion. Kinda sorta: Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, an ordained Southern Baptist minister, asks in an upcoming article, ''Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?'' Why Not? Okay, JackM. tipped this old Christmas card from the Huckabee family. I wasn't going to post it, because I didn't want to pile on, but I guess that ship has sailed. Look, I'm just saying: I don't know if this family, particularly the boys, strikes me as being keen on natural weight loss. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
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