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November 27, 2007

Vid: "Robot Has Soft, Helpful Hands To Assist The Disabled"

And lonely men, I'm thinking. The RPMs and foot-pounds those soft hands can generate in full mechanical masturbatory fury...

I'll be in my bunk. With my sadly inadequate organic meat-paddles.

I haven't been this turned on since I noticed the Robot from Lost in Space had, in fact, an actual package:

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...which made his Sub-Dom homoerotic relationship with Dr. Smith even more exquisitely tantalizing.

Danger, Will Robinson. My sensors are detecting teh hotness.

Thanks to Dan Collins.

Related: Boston Mulls Spanking Ban: Damnit, what am I going to tell my girlfriends and/or robots? (But I repeat myself.)

Just a request made of a legislator now, but Boston loves banning stuff.

This Guy could give robots a run for their money, at least in spanking area. Fourteen spanks, or rather "claps," per second, he claims. Guinness record.

Gee, with a talent like that, I'm surprised he's reduced to just giving away money by posting free online videos.


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