A question for Allah...

No, not the jihad-sponsoring moon god. The other one.

Much is known about the Big A's desire for an Iphone. Many a tooth has been gnashed and many a tear has been shed (mainly by Allah, I grant you) over his plight.

But, my friend, has the question ever presented itself to you so starkly.

Would you, A-double-lizzle? Would you?

Two-thirds say they'll do it for a year's tuition. And for a few, even an iPod touch will do.

That's what NYU students said they'd take in exchange for their right to vote in the next presidential election, a recent survey by an NYU journalism class found.

Only 20 percent said they'd exchange their vote for an iPod touch.

But 66 percent said they'd forfeit their vote for a free ride to NYU. And half said they'd give up the right to vote forever for $1 million.

Hah. Anything that disenfranchises NYU students is OK in my book. Shall we pass the hat around?

What about you, morons? What would it take to convince you to give up your right to vote? Would you sell out this right for anything at all?

Put me some knowledge in the comments. Let me know what it would take to rid the electoral gene pool of your mutant ballots.

Especially you Paultards. Although I think I know the answer: a date with a real, live girl.

UPDATE: Allah responds! Although, once again, he fails to namecheck me. I'm beginning to develop a complex.

Your exit question- Does Allah snub me out of jealousy or out of insecurity?

posted by Jack M. at 08:38 PM

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